Ok so there was a guy I found on Plenty of Fish. I thought he was good looking and turns out he lives in the same town as me. So I sent him a little flirt message. Now all my flirt message says is “Hey there ;-)”. That’s it. I knew he wouldn’t reply but that’s the chance you take on dating sights and I didn’t think anything of it. A few days later I passed him in the grocery store. We looked at each other and I smirked at him just to be friendly but no verbal exchange was made. I was helping mom get groceries, and I tried to show him to her (discretely of course) but she never got a good look at him. Later I go to look him back up on the sight to show my mom and his profile is gone. I can’t find him at all. I wasn’t going to email him again. I just wanted to show his pic to mom. I really hope us seeing each other in the grocery store didn’t prompt him to do that cause he’s afraid of me, afraid I’d bother him. I mean I know I’m scary but I never thought I was so scary I’d scare someone off by just walking by them in a public place. It was a bit of a shot to my self-esteem.
Then again I could be over thinking the entire thing.
|—||Patti Smith (via lana-michelle)|
God: Gabe, stop, I’m working.
Gabriel: I WANT TO MAKE SOMETHING TOOOOOOO!
God: Here’s a box of parts, go nuts.
God: -several hours later- Gabe? Where are you, my son?
Gabriel: DAD, LOOKIT!
God: Dafuq is that?
Gabriel: A PLATYPUS!
OHMYGODS, THANK YOU FOR DRAWING THAT!
They don’t do much
this is the fucking funniest thing ever
LOOK at it though
"just put it in australia"